In all seriousness this might be the most comprehensive Pikachu guide Ive read, great job
Collectors who pull this card know exactly what they have, and the market reflects it
The attack trigger could kill someone before blockers are ever declared (which means thats the right direction to send the Commissar)
Now less than a week away from release, Magic: The Gatherings latest set, Commander Legends: Battle for Baldurs Gate, promises big decks, big dragons, and plenty of mechanics both new and old such as Party
This typically happens when extra ink is added to the printing plates or rollers, leaving a card with splotches of ink that make it look like it was stained
To go other routes for draw, I would consider including Grothama, All-Devouring to attack/fight/"sac" a bunch of "excess" creatures for draw, or Skullmulcher does similar in a pure sac way, or perhaps Ohran Frostfang, Regal Force, Toski, Bearer of Secrets, Benefactor's Draught, Mind's Eye, War Room, and while Nissa, Voice of Zendikar is off the Elf theme, it's still effective for more than draw