As for the design teams here at Wizards, these are exactly the kinds of products we are staffed to produce well
Welcoming Vampire kicks things off here, drawing us cards for either small creatures or small token creatures, once per turn

Release date: 2023-07-12 The Prismatic Piper Kozilek, the Great Distortion Morophon, the Boundless Pathrazer of Ulamog Ulamog, the Ceaseless Hunger Ulamog's Crusher Ainok Bond-Kin Alharu, Solemn Ritualist All That Glitters Alms Collector Anafenza, Kin-Tree Spirit Ancestral Blade Angelic Field Marshal Avacyn, Angel of Hope Baird, Steward of Argive Balan, Wandering Knight Battle Screech Cartographer's Hawk Custodi Squire Danitha Capashen, Paragon Darksteel Mutation Elite Scaleguard Fencing Ace Flawless Maneuver Gavony Silversmith Generous Gift Grand Abolisher Heavenly Blademaster Heliod, Sun-Crowned Herald of the Host Intangible Virtue Jazal Goldmane Keleth, Sunmane Familiar Kemba, Kha Regent Kirtar's Wrath Knighted Myr Land Tax Losheel, Clockwork Scholar Loyal Retainers Loyal Unicorn Mace of the Valiant Mangara, the Diplomat Ministrant of Obligation Myrsmith Nahiri, the Lithomancer Odric, Master Tactician Palace Jailer Palace Sentinels Path to Exile Pianna, Nomad Captain Puresteel Paladin Return to Dust Righteous Confluence Sephara, Sky's Blade Sevinne's Reclamation Shelter Smothering Tithe Spectral Grasp Steelshaper's Gift Sublime Exhalation Sunblade Angel Sunspear Shikari Supply Runners Swift Response Teshar, Ancestor's Apostle Thraben Inspector Unbounded Potential Wakening Sun's Avatar Wanderer's Strike Wrath of God Zetalpa, Primal Dawn Aether Gale

It's not even legendary so you can drop all of them
Overcosted removal aimed in Limited, Light Em Up has ranged from great to mediocre depending on the deck Ive had it in
Itll just stick on the field as a way to buff other creatures that enter the battlefield if you play it for , which is super synergistic with other dash cards